Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
That’s what it has basically become, yes.
east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
Floridians: It just won't end. Why won't it end. How far north do I have to go before I get to the south.
Texans: It's been 15 fucking hours and I still haven't left the state
If I see one more Beyonce at the VMA’s gif or Nicki’s Anaconda video gif on here I’m gonna shoot myself in the head. F*ck you chicks are annoying. Stop idolizing these celebrity strippers and open up a damn book. Smh.
why are you so mad they slaying? what’s wrong with being a stripper? how are they strippers? are you jealous? you wish you were that snatched and flawless? why are you saying to open a book as if we can’t bask in these black women enjoying their bodies AND be well read? why are you so ignorant? when was the last time YOU read a book?
and my most important question:
have you shot yourself in the head yet and, if not, when will you? time’s wasting.